Post from: Muckmakers.com

Defrocked: The Ref

Yeah, we posted about this a while back, but it lends itself to just a few more jokes, I think…

Post from: Muckmakers.com

Defrocked: Dictated Morality

Sister Margaret McBride of Phoenix, Arizona’s St. Joseph’s Hospital has been a hotly debated figure lately after being excommunicated for allowing an abortion at the hospital. In Catholicism, this is an open-and-shut case of “SHE’S PURE EVIL AND GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!” but, as with most things involving the Church and morality, there’s a lot of hypocrisy behind the big talk and bumper-sticker buzzwords. The woman was a mother of four suffering from pulmonary hypertension, which would have killed her and the baby if she carried it to term. Explain to me who’s pro-life again?

Post from: Muckmakers.com

Defrocked: Any Given Palm Sunday

It’s nice to see these abuse cases finally getting some press, considering most of this shit has been public knowledge for years, but it will be short-lived, I’m sure…

In a clear indication that the Vatican continues to insist the stream of abuse revelations are part of a conspiracy the Pope said: “From God comes the courage not to be intimidated by petty gossip.”
Although he did not directly mention the crisis that has seen claims of abuse from Ireland, Germany, Austria, Holland and Brazil the 82 year old Pontiff’s message was evidently clear.
As he spoke, thousands of pilgrims who had gathered in a sunlit St Peter’s Square clapped and shouted “Viva il Papa” (Long Live The Pope). The scandals seemingly not to have had an impact on their faith.

…and that’s why nothing will change.

By the way, a few people asked me for a closer look at the cereal box featured in our last comic, so I’ve since edited the post so that you can see the entire box, created by regular reader and my good friend, Mo. Go check it out and laugh at the ridiculous amount of detail she put into that image.

Post from: Muckmakers.com

Defrocked: Early Riser

We interrupt our regularly scheduled pedo jokes to bring you a word from our sponsor…

We now return you to “More Excuses and Half-Assed Apologies from that Increasingly Irrelevant Nazi with the Funny Hat.”

P.S. For those of you who want a closer look at the cereal box in the comic, click the links below for the full image, created by one of our readers and my good friend, Mo. I’m so glad that there’s people out there with the same sense of humor as me:
Front of “Ped-O’s” box / Back of “Ped-O’s” box

Post from: Muckmakers.com

Defrocked: Irreconcilable Differences

With all this talk of the Westboro Baptist Church lately, I had to wonder what our favorite man of the cloth would think of the Phelps cult and their colorful signs…

Post from: Muckmakers.com

Defrocked: Pedo 2.0

Ironically, Pope Benedict XVI, whose beliefs would better place him in the Middle Ages, is encouraging priests to use modern technology, such as websites, blogs, and social networking, to spread the “Good News,” as if 2,000-year-old mythology should still be considered “news” at this point. Our first “Defrocked” of the new year questions the Church’s new direction…

tl;dr

Post from: Muckmakers.com

Defrocked: Every Evolution Debate

Some things are so frustrating that they cannot be described with mere words. For these moments, we have Rageguy…

Read more Defrocked comics here.

Post from: Muckmakers.com

Defrocked: Free Polanski

I still can’t get over how many normally intelligent people still support this sick fuck knowing what he did, but I guess people are willing to bend their morality whenever it involves someone they know or care about…

Read more Defrocked comics here.

Post from: Muckmakers.com

Defrocked: Sky Gazing

Those parents may be crazy, but there are worse hands that he could have ended up in…

Post from: Muckmakers.com

Defrocked: Selective Miracles

This one was inspired by this cute little story…

Does anyone else see the irony in a team of Vatican investigators using scientific methods and looking over scientific evidence to determine whether or not an inexplicable miracle has occurred?