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Miscellaneous

Some Good News

by IanFebruary 20, 2009

Via PlanetSave: …former officer Patrick Pogan, 23, has been arraigned under charges of falsifying records. We’ve now learned that he has plead not guilty to the charges in Manhattan court and could face up to 4 years in prison if convicted. Pogan has already been fired by the NYPD. Or he quit, depending on who [...]

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PETA Killed 1,815 Animals in 2007

by IanFebruary 12, 2009

Via PETA Kills Animals and the state of Virginia (for you non-belivers) From July 1998 through December 2007, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) killed over 19,200 dogs, cats, and other “companion animals.” That’s more than five defenseless creatures every day. PETA has a walk-in freezer to store the dead bodies, and contracts [...]

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Crazy Octuplet Leech

by IanFebruary 10, 2009

In case the headline didn’t give it away, I feel that Nadya Suleman is a crazy bitch who is leeching the system and generally bringing us one step closer to Idiocracy. Not only could she already not support the six kids she had due to artificial insemination, she then decided to go and become artificially [...]

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Call Me Debbie Downer

by IanFebruary 3, 2009

As I made the rounds this evening after work, I couldn’t help but notice that there’s almost nothing but bad news going on right now. Here’s a quick recap of the stories I came across: A record 19 million U.S. homes stood empty at the end of 2008 and homeownership fell to an eight-year low [...]

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iSigh

by IanJanuary 15, 2009

Just over two weeks ago, on Christmas day, a man by the name of Joel Comm made just over $27,000 from his iPhone/iPod Touch application, iFart. In short, the iFart is a simple application that, you guessed it, makes farting noises. There’s something very American about a product that mimics farting being able to earn [...]

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The 2009 Muckmaker Awards: 10 Winners, All Losers

by RichJanuary 10, 2009

This article has been through a lot, but it’s finally up and I’m quite proud of the final result – The 2009 Muckmaker Awards. I was working on this project before Christmas, but woke up one day to find my computer infected with the nastiest virus I’ve ever gotten, and nothing on my computer could [...]

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