Via Go Lackawanna:
Gov. Tom Corbett will undergo back surgery for treatment of spinal stenosis on Monday morning, May 16, at Allegheny General Hospital in Pittsburgh.
During the time when the governor is under general anesthesia, Lt. Gov. James Cawley will be “acting governor,’’ in accordance with articles of the state constitution, until Corbett is able to resume the powers and duties of the office.
He must have injured his back carrying all that weight for the natural gas industry. At least he can guarantee that his doctors are well-educated, as they all graduated before he absolutely fucked Pennsylvania’s educational system. I’m sure those awesome health benefits his party is denying everyone else sure are coming in handy right now too.