God Hates Lady Gaga – Westboro Baptist Church’s Parody of “Poker Face”

by Rich on 01/29/2010

in Religion,Video

The always classy Westboro Baptist Church (the assholes behind the “God Hates Fags” campaign) recently launched their latest abomination creation – a music video parody of Lady Gaga’s hit single “Poker Face.” Seriously. You can’t make this stuff up, people. Take a look…

And I thought that Charlie Check’m video was painful to sit through. In case you wanted to know (and I’m not sure why you’d want to inquire further), that’s Megan Phelps-Roper, the granddaughter of WBC founder Pastor Fred Phelps, singing like she’s in the first round of American Idol in a video that looks like it was directed by Phil Thomas Katt. The rotten old fruit apparently doesn’t fall far from the tree. This video is the follow-up to the church’s December 22nd “press release,” which resembles an old Angelfire page more than it does any official document…

“Thou hadst a whore’s forehead, thou refusedst to be ashamed…Will He reserve His anger forever? Will he keep it to the end? Behold, thou hast spoken and done evil things as thou couldest.” Jer 3:3,5

“Art” and “fashion” are the euphemisms, the guise under which proud whore Lady Gaga teaches rebellion against God (incidentally, her claim to the title of “lady” is sound only if she tacks on “of the night,” thereby alluding to another euphemism of what she is.) As much as she’d like to pretend otherwise, there’s nothing new or different about this particular hussy’s pretentious prancing. Does the simple slut truly think that she can change God’s standards by seducing a generation of rebels into joining her in fist-raised, stiff-necked, hard-hearted rebellion against Him? Get real!

Even as she gives lip-service to “liberating” her young fans, Lady Gaga brings them into slavery to their own corruption, teaching them to glory in their shame. She hates you! “For when they speak great swelling words of vanity, they allure through the lusts of the flesh, through much wantonness…While they promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption!” 2 Pet. 2:18-19

YOU’RE GOING TO HELL.

“…to glory in their shame.” What?! While I usually feel the need to comment and point out the sheer absurdity of religion in its every form, I feel like this is that one time where the blinding stupidity just speaks for itself. There’s just no need to point out how ridiculous this is. I guess if I’m GOING TO HELL anyway, I might as well get acquainted with what I’ll be watching on repeat while I’m there.